Greetings this fine Thursday afternoon from
The Dirty Half Dozen
who just about did me in this morning.
It’s one of those very long, awful, beyond embarrassing series of events that goes from bad, to worse, to TMI so I’ll spare you the details.
As I sit here in the fetal position eating Halloween Oreos and inhaling my second 32 oz. Diet Pepsi of the day, I bring you greetings from
Wicked Witch of the Weird SAVANNAH
who was nearly done in when a runaway donut escaped from the Lollipop Guild and landed right on top of her …
and from
Peter Parker CAMERON
who demonstrates why he wasn’t cast for Spiderman IV following an unfortunate spider web incident at the park …
and from
Project Runway DYLAN
FAB . U. LOUS …
and from
ASHLYN
who thinks that the tangy zip of Miracle Whip is EWWWWW! GROSS! …
and from
Hell’s Kitchen SEAN & KADEN
who gently broke the news to The Mom this morning that her I’m-experimenting-with-garden-food Shredded Zucchini and Yellow Squash Waffles had earned a –4 out of 10 possible points.
And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m out of Oreos and need a third Diet Pepsi …
Enjoy your weekend!
Nike
3 comments:
Yah...I had about the same experience with carrot waffles. The kids weren't fooled and the father figure realllyy wasn't fooled.
lol. you are so funny and whitty. I like the little blurbs about your kids.
Have you tried zucchini chocolate cake or zucchini brownies? Those are pretty cute.
Gosh I need to do some food experiments too ! My little bug is such a picky eater !!
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